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From: Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:42:36 +0000
Local: Wed, Apr 12 2006 11:42 pm
Subject: Nomination - Colonel Jake for Unabomber Surprise
{Re: OT: He Lied yet AGAIN}
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: "Colonel Jake TM" <Colonel-Jake@comcast.net>
: > Dont worry about it Wage?,
: > You can pound whatever you want, just like you do anyways, even
: > if someone pounds something that may seem offendsive
: > (it dont matter)...
: >
: >
: > We'd all be twirling what we use to out'rightingly pound or
: > keyboards with, if you wasnt here just'a postin' what
: > you's'a'postin', to me?,...., if what you pound is your
: > "gods givin' opinion" <or not> of what you post?, then "sobeit,"
: > we can all take it as News, Entertainment, or however we take
: > it, thats the good of it all, to me? (again), if you have ever
: > marched in D&BC with Colour Guard, then I dont care what you
: > pound, for you are in the right place (whether it be OT or not),
: > I dont care what others may say about anything,...., I, you,
: > them and or anybody, is the only person who can controll their
: > own feelings/emotions from what is read here, if I, you, them
: > and or anybody disagrees about something?, then so what, we can
: > all still do our pounding...
: >
: >
: > Rick Drummerman likes to pound 'at' some of us D&BC folks
: > "Dumbshit, Moron and whatever," Thats just
: > The Rick Drummerman,..., he does it, cause he can...
: >
: >
: > For the same to Rick?, his opinions or whatever he pounds is
: > also welcomed here in the great world of RAMD...
: >
: >
: > Nobody can pound anything at anyone that could control how
: > they's'a feeling at any such time or moment, its our choice that
: > decides how we feel, so with that being said?, "a pounded word?,
: > is just a pounded word!!!..."
: >
: >
: > As for my Partisanship? (not republican, not democrat, not
: > liberal, not green, not communist, not independent),...., I'm
: > what you may call a Federalist (George Washington type)...
: >
: >
: > I once read an Article that had a quote from
: > President George Washington, where President George Washington
: > said, "If a Politician ever goes dirty?, then take him out and
: > SHOOT HIM!!!..."
: >
: >
: > Maybe Wage?,
: > We need to do alot of SHOOTING?!?!?!, so we can get our
: > Constitution back???...
: >
: >
: > Where does Government get their "Authority?", by "ONLY" those
: > who employ them, "We The People." Government cannot have more
: > authority than what "We The People" already have. If I cant have
: > it?, then the Government cant have it!!!. If I cant have
: > Firearms to protect, feed or entertain myself with?, then The
: > Government cant have them either!!!. If I cant have a Nuclear
: > Weapon? (just to have), then The Government cant have them
: > either!!! (just to have). If I cant have private property
: > (whether it be Real or Personal), then the Government cant have
: > it either!!!, as a matter of fact? (whether it be private; real
: > or personal property), there is no such thing "Constitutionally
: > Heard Of," of '"'"'Government Property'"'"' (to be politically
: > correct?, it should be?, Goverment Regulated by "We The People"
: > Property), all the "property" that The United States of America
: > claims to have?, is supposed to belong to The Citizens ("We The
: > People") of The United States for our own use, so we can claim
: > it, homestead it, live on it and prosper from it!!!, ITS NOT THE
: > GOVERNMENTS LAND ""OR"" PROPERTY, it all belongs to "We The
: > People" (even all the military bases, buildings, all of it!!!).
: > So why do "We The People" let Government "tax" us beyond
: > National Defense? (taxing us is just like stealing from us, for
: > its our Private Property (monies), we have freedoms and rights
: > under The Constitution including The Bill of Rights to possess
: > "Private Property," if I choose not to surrender my Private
: > Property?, and The Government incarcerates me for it (false
: > imprisonment), and then takes the private property anyways?
: > (such Properties (monies for what I may consider useless taxes
: > that dont serve me)), then The Government Has Stolen and
: > Kidnapped Me!!!), for I can Understand that there should be
: > taxes, but only if the taxes serve us ("We The People"), such as
: > a well formed militia,...., Military Bases? (that "We The People"
: > built and "Purchased," (The Government didnt do it for us) "We
: > The People" did it for ourselves, for "We The People" are the
: > ones with all the "authority" to do such a task in the first
: > place), The Military Bases and Servicemen of them Bases?, are
: > there to "serve us," for they are suppose to (under "oath" and
: > employed by "We The People") FIGHT, SERVE and PROTECT "We The
: > People" (and also the continuance of "We The Peoples"
: > Constitution) with their very own lives (if need be), so that
: > "We The People" can exercise our "FREEDOM," that "We The People"
: > paid for, using the tax that we gave into National Defense,
: > also?, so we may use our "Freedom and Liberties" (by the Blood
: > of Patriots that "We The People" paid/pay for) and "go" whenever
: > and wherever place we choose, in The USA where we wouldnt be
: > trespassing, prowling or considered being a Peeping Tom, as long
: > as we're their legally (have you ever been question by a
: > government figure such as a "police officer," that has asked
: > you?, "What are you doing here???," if you're not prowling,
: > trespassing or considered being a Peeping Tom?, then it is not
: > any of the "police officers" business to even ask such a
: > question),...., Government Buildings? (that "We The People"
: > built and "Purchased," (The Government didnt do it for us) "We
: > The People" did it for ourselves, for "We The People" are the
: > ones with all the "authority" to do such task in the first
: > place), Government Buildings are there so that Government can
: > have a place to meet and maintain organization that is needed to
: > serve "We The People", for what "We The People" have employed
: > and authorized the government to do for us, for Goverment cant
: > do anything for "We The People" unless?, "We The People" has
: > givin' government the authorization to serve us in the first
: > place, "We The People" cannot give Government more authority
: > (for any matter or situation) than what we already have, if "We
: > The Peoples" Government Acts beyond the authority that we have
: > issued?, than the government is not doing what "We The People"
: > have hired them to do...
: >
: >
: > Another Thing?, "Government" is "NOT" suppose to be in business
: > for themselves, we hear alot about State Lotteries?, where a
: > portion of The Lottery earnings go into government beaurcracies
: > of such (such as public schooling),...., that is totally
: > Un-Constitutional, Government is not suppose to pay for things
: > from illegal "Internally Earned Income" (Lottery's or any other
: > type of business), the monies that Government is suppose to
: > have?, is suppose to get there in the form of "taxes," that "We
: > The People" have voluntarily surrendered for services rendered.
: > Government is not supposed to open up businesses for
: > themselves!!!, in the name of Beaurcracies!!!, or any other name
: > for that matter, unless?,...., Government dont serve "We The
: > People" anymore...
: >
: >
: > Maybe Wage? (again),
: > We need to do alot of SHOOTING?!?!?!, so we can get our
: > Constitution back???...
: >
: >
: > As far as Foreign Policy?,
: > "We The People" enjoy our freedoms, we do "need" to be good
: > neighbors to other countries, and help them when they are in
: > need (as long as The Nation in question, dont abuse their
: > Governments power upon their own citizens, or other Nations),
: > especially if we can help them be a prosperous Nation. The
: > USA?,...., is not the only Nation on this Planet. "We The
: > People" will also send those who Protect our Freedom and
: > Liberties, here at home in The USA, to war in other countries,
: > as long as the war will benefit our Freedoms and Liberties (and
: > not just "We The People" income), and also?, help the Nation
: > we're at war with, become a prosperous Nation. For it is
: > beneficial for all countries to be prosperous (not just their
: > Governments, but most of all, their citizens), and barter
: > amoungst each other "Internationally," "Peacefully." As being a
: > member of "We The People?," we should not have any entangling
: > alliances or favor any Nation more or less than any other
: > Nation, for as, if "We The People" do such practice?, "We The
: > People" can cause other countries to war with other countries.
: > All of any, of all the Nations out there?, just want what any
: >other country has or have's, and if "We The People" create and
: > make a permanent alliances with a Nation who we might choose?,
: > then there will be CHAOS within that Nation (The Phillipines
: > was one of them, instead of making The Phillipines a State of
: > The US (which they have asked us too), "We The People" only
: > made Hawaii a State at that time, when "We The People" shouldve
: > made The Phillipines a State also, and now?, the Phillipines
: > are in total CHAOS, for "We The People," once had an entangling
: > alliance with them, giving The Phillipines lost hope, and lost
: > prosperity). Take a good look at Isreal?, we're there (having
: > permanent alliance with them), basically paying them for all
: > damages done to them by their neighboring countries, so they
: > dont NUKE their unfriendly neighbors, with the nukes "We The
: > People" allowed them to have, and because of the alliance we
: > created there in Isreal?, we cant just pull away from them, if
: > we do?, Isreal will be in total CHAOS, and there will be a
: > Nuclear WWIII, that "We The People," "President Putins People,"
: > "Chinas People," or "any other Nations People," cant stop from
: > immediately happening,...., so I say, "No more Entangling
: > Alliances with anymore Nations," "PERIOD!!!," except???,....,
: > lets ask Iraq? (now that we're there), if they wouldnt mind
: > being The 51st State of The USA, if they agree upon being a
: > State (maintaining their name Iraq), then "We The People of all
: > 51 States" could do alot of good, and help "The Desert of the
: > Middle East," become green (just think how much Farmin',
: > Ranchin', and Manufacturing we could do there?, there would be
: > enough resources to feed, and supply the need to
: > "The Whole World")...
: >
: >
: > Just a one more little story?,
: > There was a Town out here in the west?, it had a General Store,
: > Saloon, Hotel and a Barber Shop. All four of these businesses
: > were very profitable. Everyone that came to the Town, seemed to
: > be respectable law abiding citizens. One day, a stranger came
: > to the Town, during his visit?, this stranger robbed all four
: > of them business's and lefted with his pockets full cash,....,
: > after the incidence?, all four of The Towns businessmen got
: > together and said amoungst themselves, "I sure do hope that we
: > dont ever get robbed again," and after their meeting, they all
: > went back to their own business. About two weeks later?,
: > another stranger came to town and did the same thing, the
: > stranger robbed all four business's and lefted with all his
: > pockets full of cash also. Later on that very same day, the
: > four businessmen got together and had another meeting, at this
: > meeting they decided that they would do their own security in
: > The Town. The plan they all agreed upon was that?, the next
: > day, The Barber would patrol the Town and make sure that?, no
: > strangers would rob them, and on the day after?, The General
: > Store owner will do the same, and after that day?, The Saloon
: > owner will have a turn at it, and than the following day?, The
: > Hotel owner will have his chance to patrol also,...., everyday
: > since the last time they was robbed, these guys were patrolling
: > their Town rotating the responsibility between each other.
: > After awhile (about two weeks), the four businessmen had
: > another meeting, and during this meeting, they came to the
: > conclusion?, that they're losing business, cause of the fact?,
: > whoevers turn it is to patrol that day, their business is also
: > closed for that day, so at this meeting?, they all decided to
: > "hire" somebody the very next day, to do all the patrolling for
: > them, not only that?, they also decided that the person they
: > hire, will also keep the peace in The Town and be armed. The
: > next day, the four businessmen interviewed and hired a man to
: > uphold the law of their Town, by doing so?, these four
: > businessmen created a "Government," and called the man they
: > hired a "Sheriff," because the four businessmen already had the
: > authority to bear arms?, they were also able to give it to The
: > Sheriff they hired, so that The Sheriff can serve the
: > businessmens needs. The four businessmen didnt have to let The
: > Newly Hired Sheriff carry a side arm, but they did because they
: > already have the authority to give...
: >
: >
: > Government 101, they,? The Government, cant do more than what
: > their bosses ("We The People") authorize them to do. If their
: > bosses ("We The People") dont have the authority?, then The
: > Government dont have the authority also...
: >
: >
: > So what does this all mean?,
: > It means that "We The People" can do our own Invasions upon any
: > country that we so choose, if The Government can do it?, then
: > "We The People" must have the same authority to do it
: > (for ourselves) also...
: >
: >
: > HaHaHa
: >
: >
: > VK all the way
: >
: >
: > Colonel Jake TM
: >
: >
: > ©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
: > Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
: > of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
: > All rights reserved.
: >
: >
: > And then some...
: >
: >
: > Man, what alot of wind that was...
: >
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: Now that Colonel Jake is back in full-froth mode, I hereby
: nominate him for the Unabomber Surprise award.
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: Seconds, anyone?
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: who have the gift for saying the least with the most. Those
: who, for some reason only they may fathom, more than all
: others crave the art of saying infinite amounts of
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